Did you feel uncomfortable reading that title? Well, good. I didn't feel too comfortable participating in the activity that made that title possible. I, for one, haven't pooped outside of a toilet bowl since I stopped wearing diapers a long time ago. I was terrified of miscalculating and being stuck with shitty pants for 24 more hours. I had a backpacker's roll of toilet paper so I didn't have to worry about which leaves I used, which is good because there really weren't any leaves left in that patch of forest. Oh, did I mention it was cold and rainy? I didn't? Well, let's just say I couldn't feel my ass by the time I finished.
And I was almost killed by a falling tree branch that fell maybe six feet behind me mid process. This hiking trip isn't going as well as the first one.