Mickey made a good point in his comment to yesterday's post. I pitched a bunch of ideas but didn't actually do anything with those ideas. However, turning those ideas into an actual complete product is going to take more work than the normal post so I don't want to do all of them. Instead, I'm going to have you people vote and I'll turn the top two or three into actual scripts and see if I'm capable of being funny.
Check yesterday's post for more detailed treatments of the ideas.