If you didn't get the humor the first time around, read the carton carefully. I'll wait for you.
Yeah, now go find the nearest person and use that phrase out of context.
Monday, January 07, 2008
The Sunny Side of the Street
Yeah, I know that my posts have been a little on the deep side or long and boring lately (with the exception of yesterday's), and my next major post is going to be a bit on the serious side and definitely not something I'd call all that uplifting. So today, I'm just going to post a funny picture. It's a carton of milk purchased in Ireland.
If you didn't get the humor the first time around, read the carton carefully. I'll wait for you.
Yeah, now go find the nearest person and use that phrase out of context.
If you didn't get the humor the first time around, read the carton carefully. I'll wait for you.
Yeah, now go find the nearest person and use that phrase out of context.
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4 comments:
Homo! Hee hee.
I followed directions. Courtney thinks she tastes like homo because I told her so. She's crying. Happy now?
Depressing.
Mickey, it's probably because the instructions were to use the exact phrase out of context, which, if you followed instructions, suggests that you turned to Courtney and said "You tastes like homo." In that case, Courtney was crying because she realized that you're a retard and the relationship is doomed.
Another explanation is that you said "Courtney tastes like homo," which, since you were addressing her directly, led her to assume you never mastered second person pronouns and again she's crying because you're retarded.
A third explanation is that you said "You taste like homo," in which case she's crying because you showed a distinct lack of ability to follow written instructions and she's despairing of your abilities to remain a viable option for long-term companionship.
The only remaining option is that since Courtney responded before you that she knew exactly where it came from and you're a damn dirty liar. Or she's crying from laughing too much, but those are boring. Please let it be one of the first three.
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