- "Say, how about we go make a hotdog burrito?" This one lets them know right up front what your intentions are as well as impressing them with your grasp of figurative language.
- "You know, I've always thought it was quite romantic that salmon will return to the stream of their birth to reproduce. What do you think about letting me swim up your stream to spawn?" With this beauty you again show a grasp of figurative language and honesty, but you also show a sensitive and educated side that may not have been evidenced in option one.
- "Excuse me, but I'm having a little trouble with these directions. Could you help me insert tab A into slot B?" You can personalize this and really impress the girl if you use each of your initials instead of the A and B.
And I have used these lines on K. I'm quite fond of #3, actually. However, they never seem to work for me. K just laughs and keeps doing what she was doing before. Still, I'm sure that when the person you're using these on is not married to you (or at least doesn't know you enough to know you're an entirely unsexy idiot) that they will be guaranteed to work.