The only good thing about this pervasive marketing is Corbin Bleu. I don't care if he can act (probably not) or if he can sing. I just know he has really cool hair. I wish I could have that big mushroom of brown shag of his. It's like he's wearing an angora goat on his head, although it was a bit cruel of him to cut off the horns like that.

Cool hair. If I were a french frontiersman in the 1700s I would have gladly taken that scalp. But seriously the thing about the bread commercial wasn't a joke. I have proof.
What the hell? Youtube doesn't have the commercial? How is that possible?
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You'd be surprised how much influence parents who aren't afraid of hurting their little precious' feelings have over a kid.
My mom would have just refused to feed me if I'd given her an ultimatum like that and if I were dumb and tried to whine or use hysterics to get what I wanted, I was regretting it.
I've got a feeling I'll occassionally fold on requests for stupid movies (but no musicals, that's aimed at girls anyway), but stupid food will never be honored.
I can't believe you're categorically dismissing musical theater as an art form. You know as well as I do that South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut was pure, unadulterated genius.
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