I saw this on last night's Colbert Report. Honestly, if God were the type to actually strike people down, I think he might have popped a bolt in this clown's behind for disrespecting.
That's right, big guy. If you let Obama win, you're going to look like such a wuss. The Rev. Conrad said so at a McCain rally. People are going to think that Hindu is a bigger god than you. Buddha may have already been bigger even if he never was a god, at least if those laughing Buddha statues were an accurate representation.
So God, think about all the li'l g's out there looking up to you. What are they going to think if you let Obama win?