Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Preacher to God: Don't Be a Chump

I saw this on last night's Colbert Report. Honestly, if God were the type to actually strike people down, I think he might have popped a bolt in this clown's behind for disrespecting.



That's right, big guy. If you let Obama win, you're going to look like such a wuss. The Rev. Conrad said so at a McCain rally. People are going to think that Hindu is a bigger god than you. Buddha may have already been bigger even if he never was a god, at least if those laughing Buddha statues were an accurate representation.

So God, think about all the li'l g's out there looking up to you. What are they going to think if you let Obama win?

4 comments:

Julie said...

I think He must be working on it. First step: get the word out. Since I was actually able to view the entire two minute video, I'm assuming He's already at work.

Courtney said...

Oh, man. I ... I ... can't find words ...

I don't believe in hell, but sometimes I hope there is one just so people like him can rot in it.

Cj said...

For some reason I hear the annoying laugh of the kid from the simpsons saying, "Ha HA my god is bigger than your god Ha Ha."

Chris said...

And then fundamentalist Christians wonder why the rest of the world makes fun of them.